Sometimes being honest is more embarrassing than others; this is one of the ‘more’ times. Oh Jeez.
Hi, my name is Stephanie, and I’m addicted to Candy Crush.
There, I said it. *insert big sigh of relief*
It started innocently enough; a couple of weeks ago, while I was going out of my mind with bordom while waiting for the birth of my over due child, I did it. I downloaded Candy Crush Saga. Yep, not my best moment, but I was SO bored! How was I supposed to know that I was going to become addicted? Okay, okay, so I’d played it once before a few years ago and become so unproductive in my daily life that I finally had to delete it.
But how was I supposed to know I’d become addicted –again? Sheesh. It’s not like you can foresee these things, right? It’s not like I should have learned from my past mistakes and known that if I was addicted once I would surely become addicted again. Right? And before you say ‘Yes, yes you should have.’, why don’t you just get down off your high-and-mighty soap box and own up to your own secret sins? We both know you have boom beach, clash of clans, bejeweled blitz, angry birds and probably even that farm one downloaded on all of your devices and play into the wee hours of the night when you should be sleeping; just admit it. Be honest. Like me, I’m honest.
Honestly addicted. Ugh.